There’s a post over at BillShrink titled 8 Ways to Majorly Fail at Customer Support. It’s worth a read. I’d like to share with you my reactions.
A Paving Stone and a MacBook Pro
This is a tough call. I can see why the store is objecting to a refund. Let’s ignore the common attitude that large companies like Best Buy can afford to cover things like this. If they have insurance for things like this, however, they should cover it. Beyond that, Best Buy and the customer share responsibility for this equally. I’d split the wholesale cost of a replacement laptop with the customer. Best Buy would be giving up a little profit, yes, but it would be worth it keep the customer happy.
Or, here’s an idea: Cover the cost of a new laptop in exchange for the customer agreeing to have his likeness appear in some ads. Those ads would tout a new Best Buy policy, one of checking the contents of each box containing items of, say $200 or more. Open the box after the purchase is complete and before the customer leaves the store.
We’re going to be seeing more and more of this kind of thing. Best Buy could end up with a great new policy and a cheerleader.
Zer01 Offers Unlimited Mobile Service, Sort of
This is an embarrassment to the company, sure, but I really don’t see the harm done to customers. Myself, I’d wonder if I wanted to remain a customer of a company that could make this kind of mistake.
Debt Collectors Steal Money, Then Forced to Return it
The collection agency should have been forced out of business, after giving the employees NOT responsible for this debacle a healthy severance package. The owners of the company should barred from working in any similar field in the future.
The Quadrillion Dollar Credit Card Bill
Glitches happen. This is worthy of a good laugh. Make sure no ones credit rating was negatively impacted and call it done.
I’ll have the French Onion, Hold the Rubber
This one smells bad. I can easily see this being a fake claim. I’d do exactly what Claim Jumpers is doing – wait for the DNA analysis so the facts will be known.
A Box of Rocks and a Nintendo DS
Considering that this particular Nintendo DS was a return, Wal-Mart was right to replace the box of rocks. My Best Buy remarks above could also apply here.
The $85,000 Cell Phone Bill
This is becoming an old story. I think every cellular provider should be required to suspend service pending customer notification if a bill goes, say, 25% over the normal monthly charge. These stories, and all the bad press the bring, would disappear overnight.
This guy’s data usage essentially cost Bell Mobility nothing, unlike the Best Buy and Wal-Mart situations above. We’re talking about electrons here. I would have charged a $600 fee for not paying attention to the details of his plan and dropped him as a customer.
LA Fitness “Borrows” $5000 From its Members
This should not have taken three years to resolve. The customer should receive some interest at the very least for her troubles. A free lifetime membership wouldn’t hurt, either.
What do you think? Let’s talk about it in comments.